Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.
- Johnny Depp | x (via verbosit-y)

(via gnostic-forest)


rzeec:

Ayeee the plug came through
burritogrande:

When bae mad but u wanna getchur bone on
ravesexuall:

literallysame:

this is terrible and so funny at the same time omg imagine sitting with your family at your table for dinner and seeing your dad or mom just start trippin balls 

imagine being the only vegetarian

memewhore:

aduhm:

whetaver:

ok first of all if u ever propose to me using the fault in our stars i will literally punch u in the throat and sell the ring

the center of the ring tho

That’s what that book is.
memewhore:

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